A man brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?
Husband: Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!
